100 reasons I'm better than you

A catalogue of the 100 reasons that I'm better than the readers of this. Maybe I won't be better than each of you for every reason, but I'm sure there'll be at least one reason why I'm specifically better than YOU

Don't be silly. This is the best it gets. Why are you thinking of looking somewhere else? Perhaps through some strange masochistic desire, you can already think of a reason that I'm better than you that I have yet to enumerate. If so, get in contact, after removing instructions not to spam...

24 August, 2006

21. I've competed in an international athletic competition

OK, a few of you may have also run marathons. But how many of you have ascended to the lofty heights of competing in the World Championships of anything? Indeed, how many of you have a picture of yourself, with the word 'Athlete' inscribed beneath it?

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At 11:59 PM, Anonymous said...: My god, it's a picture of you from that weekend, looking only *slightly* wasted!

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21. I've competed in an international athletic competition

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