100 reasons I'm better than you

A catalogue of the 100 reasons that I'm better than the readers of this. Maybe I won't be better than each of you for every reason, but I'm sure there'll be at least one reason why I'm specifically better than YOU

Don't be silly. This is the best it gets. Why are you thinking of looking somewhere else? Perhaps through some strange masochistic desire, you can already think of a reason that I'm better than you that I have yet to enumerate. If so, get in contact, after removing instructions not to spam...

22 June, 2005

7. I've run a marathon

This demonstrates the superior discipline that is required to follow a training plan covering more than 500 miles in 5 months. It also shows my high threshold for boredom. Not once during the admittedly flat marathon did I pause and think to myself "hmm, this isn't very varied. Perhaps I should try samba dancing instead".

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