16. I'm taller than you
Are you less than 5' 10.5" in height?
If so, tough. I'm better equipped for reaching things on high shelves than you are. So long, shortarse.
posted by Mr Cushtie @ 1:25 PM
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If so, tough. I'm better equipped for reaching things on high shelves than you are. So long, shortarse.
1 Comments:
i'm 3feet 6inches and have a voice like a wasp
i could be better than you if i had stilts and brain blessed's voicebox.
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