100 reasons I'm better than you

A catalogue of the 100 reasons that I'm better than the readers of this. Maybe I won't be better than each of you for every reason, but I'm sure there'll be at least one reason why I'm specifically better than YOU

01 July, 2006

16. I'm taller than you

Are you less than 5' 10.5" in height?

If so, tough. I'm better equipped for reaching things on high shelves than you are. So long, shortarse.

1 Comments:

At 6:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm 3feet 6inches and have a voice like a wasp

i could be better than you if i had stilts and brain blessed's voicebox.

 

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