100 reasons I'm better than you

A catalogue of the 100 reasons that I'm better than the readers of this. Maybe I won't be better than each of you for every reason, but I'm sure there'll be at least one reason why I'm specifically better than YOU

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Perhaps through some strange masochistic desire, you can already think of a reason that I'm better than you that I have yet to enumerate. If so, get in contact, after removing instructions not to spam...

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25 May, 2005

3. My resting heart rate is less than 48 bpm

As a result, you may infer that my capacity for aerobic endeavour and my cardiac health are both superior to yours.

posted by Mr Cushtie @ 8:55 AM

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